This is the year I *must* get my driver's license. Why?

Road trips, of course:

• Miracle Cross Garden and Trailer Park: Prattville, Alabama


• Holy Land USA: Bedford, Virginia. Don't confuse with this other Holy Land, which by the way is what started this whole thing...


• Golgotha Biblical Mini Golf: Cave City, Kentucky


• The Holy Land Experience^TM: Orlando, Florida


• Enchanted Forest: Ellicott City, Maryland.... just for a change of pace...