hipstersareannoying.blogspot.com:
"One of the more bizarre outcroppings is the homestead hipster, what we might also call the staking-a-claimster. ... At once the very picture of drunken manliness, yet tamed by their liberal arts over-education. Homestead hipsters have items tucked away in their cupboards and studio spaces that mere city dwellers cannot understand: Pickled cactus shards in jelly, soy caviar, tile caulking, industrial-sized vitamin bottles, decaffeinated tea, canned hams, ball-peen hammers, dehydrated scuttlefish, soldering guns, wet-naps, packing peanuts, hard hats, R-Kelley records etc."

Brilliant!