Who wants to march in the Mermaid Parade with me next year? Here's the scene -- 1 Mermaid - our hero - saves 40 or 50 singing, dancing and otherwise groovin' lobsters from an evil fisherman's net. I nominate Liz to be our hero Mermaid (she's already tall and goddess-like).

Thing is, we'll need lots of lobsters for this to work - large and small - old and young. We'll push the littlest lobsters in a little lobster trolly.

Frances...can you bring the boomerangs?