"If it wasn't for the barber, the United States Senate would look like a flock of bolshevists..." [1921 advertisement]

Would I make this up? Could I make this up? Here's the original ad for the Boncilla facial regime: Beautifier, Cold Cream, Vanishing Cream and Face Powder. (They forgot De-Bolsh-ifier). The ad is part of the Duke University Rare Book, Manuscript, and Special Collections digitisation program.